dontbeanassbutt

ben-c:

I’m back bitches

and lucky for you shits I get paid next week and have nothing to spend my money on so here ya go

let’s fuckin do this

please read this shit or u will prob miss smth important actually no u most likely wont its all v basic but im fucking funny so read it anyway

as always, if there’s an item you don’t want, or something you’d rather have, yes I will substitute unless I’ve already ordered the thing

alternatively, if there’s a thing you don’t want, you can opt to have it sent to someone else

ok anyway here we go with the list that’s always the same in every giveaway except if I don’t write it down ill get a million asks about it

fucking dumbass rules I shouldn’t have to write down:

  •  yes u have to follow me im building an army
  • reblogs and likes both count duh
  •  I’ll ship anywhere
  • giveaway blogs are fine I literally don’t care
  • reblog as much as you want once again, shockingly, I don’t care
  • if u have any questions feel free to ask me!!
  • but if they are already answered anywhere in this post I will probably give a frustrated sassy reply that will slightly offend u
  • be careful
  • I will sass u the fuck out
  • its what I do
  • its who I am

the things in the thing:

  • cool ass motherfucking vintage camera I found on sale look at this motherfucking thing holy shit
  • the 4th doctors scarfthis shit is 6 feet long I do not mess around let me tell you son
  • sherlock seasons 1-3 dvds (yes I can order in whatever region u want)
  • sherlock bag
  • tardis converse (yes of fucking course I will order them in custom size for the winner don’t even fucking ask)
  • doctor who charm necklace
  • A CLOCK WITH ALL THE DOCTORS ON IT THIS SHIT IS SO COOL DON’T EVEN PRETEND YOU DIDN’T GET AT LEAST A LIL EXCITED 50 YEARS OF TIME AND SPACE HAVE COME TOGETHER TO ALLOW THESE 12 DOCTORS TO BE ARRANGED INTO A PERFECT CLOCK SHUT THE FUCK UP
  • one of my favourite book trilogies hell yea look at this golden work of literature you can be fandomy and fucking cultured. (yes everyone who reads is cultured. it’s the law.)
  • SUPER CUTE ASS MATCHING MOON NECKLACE AND EARTH RING THESE MOTHERFUCKERS ARENT EVEN BY THE SAME PERSON BUT THEY MATCH SO FUCKING WELL I HAD TO INCLUDE BOTH      

and as usual additional thingies:

  • if this gets 5k notes I’ll add a book of the winners choice
  •  if it gets 10k I’ll add any one season of a show of the winners choice on dvd/bluray
  • it if gets 25k I’ll add a gay ass painting of whatever the winner wants (keeping in mind that I cannot draw everything) (but I CAN draw gay porn) (eyyy)
  •  if it gets 50k I’ll add any item from thinkgeek.com that’s 25$ or less
  • if it gets 100k I’ll add 2 concert or play tickets to the live performance of the winners choice

yes the list is cumulative

no don’t ask me what cumulative is jesus christ just google it

do you know how many asks I always get about that shit

same with asking where I got certain items just reverse image search them omfg

why don’t you people ever use google it iS THERE FOR A REASON okay im sorry im done

ahem

okay

this is gonna end on july 1st because that is both my country and my dog’s birthday (we all know my dog takes precedence here)

good luck cuties

friendly reminder that you are wonderful and a lot of people love you probably

geekymerch

geekymerch:

Check out the awesome prizes we have up for grabs in our huge SuperWhoLock themed giveaway! One lucky winner will receive:

Prizes

Rules

  • Follow our blog, Geeky Merch.
  • Each reblog of this post counts as an entry. Reblog as many times as you like, but try not to spam your followers too much.
  • No giveaway-only blogs. People who use these tend to spam-reblog, and that’s unfair to everyone else. We will be checking!
  • We will ship anywhere.
  • One winner will be randomly chosen and notified on 31st December 2013!


Good luck with the giveaway, and remember to check out some of the awesome shops that are involved! If you would like to contribute to our next giveaway, click here!

loveandbluebells

loveandbluebells:

In celebration of this new blog, I have decided to put together my very own giveaway! It’s my way of saying thank you to you all :) The exciting prizes are as follows:

Gems:

  • rose quartz pendulum
  • clear quartz
  • jade
  • smokey quartz
  • rose quartz
  • a honey gem necklace on a silver chain
  • green aventurine bracelet 

Books:

  • The Book of Runes
  • Easy Tarot Handbook
  • The Secret To Teen Power
  • Palmistry
  • Empowerment through Reiki
  • A real leather journal, unused

Others:

  • A handcrafted dream pillow
  • 6 beautiful bees wax candles
  • two vanilla candles
  • mogra perfume
  • rose quartz elixir

THE RULES:

  • Must be following me (I will be checking!)
  • Reblog for two entries, like for one. 
  • Message me a “<3” and a cute message for another entry.
  • Winners will be picked on May 21st
  • If this giveaway is successful, I will do one once a month :) 
  • Seeing as I only have 200 followers on this new blog, your chances on winning are very high!
  • I will pay for shipping!

Now…. GO!!

ronnie-fagke
ronnie-fagke:

Wicked Cool Summer Merch Giveaway!!
So Kayla, Emily, and I have put together our first giveaway full of old merch that we either just don’t wear or we don’t listen to that band anymore u feel?
The items up for grabs are as follows:
SWS James Dean &amp; Audrey Hepburn tank (Medium)
SWS est. 2009 Michigan tee (Small)
SWS Acoustic guitar tank (Medium)
SWS Lantern white tee (Medium)
FIR The Drug in Me is You album cover tee (Large)
FIR Girls flower tee (X-Large)
Anthem Made crewneck (Small)
I ♥ NSN girls tee (X-Large)
Asking Alexandria pink creature tee (Medium)
Hawthorne Heights tee w/ top cut (Small)
Austin Carlile tank (Medium)
Anthem Made white tank (Medium)
WCAR running bear tee (Medium)
The Devil Wears Prada - Plagues cd
Pierce The Veil - Collide With The Sky cd
Epitaph - 2013 Summer Sampler cd (songs pictured)
All Time Low - Unplugged cd
Falling In Reverse - The Drug in Me is You cd
Autographed picture of Breathe Carolina
Autographed picture of Kellin Quinn
Of course there are a few rules to this giveaway:
Reblogs only, likes will not count
Must be following all three of us, trust me I’ll (Lindsey) be checking
No giveaway blogs please
We will ship worldwide
The giveaway ends June 20th.
The winner will be notified the next morning.
Good luck everyone!

ronnie-fagke:

Wicked Cool Summer Merch Giveaway!!

So KaylaEmily, and I have put together our first giveaway full of old merch that we either just don’t wear or we don’t listen to that band anymore u feel?

The items up for grabs are as follows:

  • SWS James Dean & Audrey Hepburn tank (Medium)
  • SWS est. 2009 Michigan tee (Small)
  • SWS Acoustic guitar tank (Medium)
  • SWS Lantern white tee (Medium)
  • FIR The Drug in Me is You album cover tee (Large)
  • FIR Girls flower tee (X-Large)
  • Anthem Made crewneck (Small)
  • ♥ NSN girls tee (X-Large)
  • Asking Alexandria pink creature tee (Medium)
  • Hawthorne Heights tee w/ top cut (Small)
  • Austin Carlile tank (Medium)
  • Anthem Made white tank (Medium)
  • WCAR running bear tee (Medium)
  • The Devil Wears Prada - Plagues cd
  • Pierce The Veil - Collide With The Sky cd
  • Epitaph - 2013 Summer Sampler cd (songs pictured)
  • All Time Low - Unplugged cd
  • Falling In Reverse - The Drug in Me is You cd
  • Autographed picture of Breathe Carolina
  • Autographed picture of Kellin Quinn

Of course there are a few rules to this giveaway:

  • Reblogs only, likes will not count
  • Must be following all three of us, trust me I’ll (Lindsey) be checking
  • No giveaway blogs please
  • We will ship worldwide

The giveaway ends June 20th.

The winner will be notified the next morning.

Good luck everyone!

cumberchameleon

cumberchameleon:

Hello! This is a giveaway to celebrate finishing my degree and firstly I apologise that the photos and banner are a bit bleh, I never claimed to be good at using Photoshop eep.

But hey, the gifts above are:

  • An unopened Sherlock 2014 calendar
  • A small-medium sized t-shirt which hasn’t been worn
  • Doctor Who series three and four soundtrack CDs
  • Silver Linings Playbook DVD
  • Stuart: A Life Backwards DVD
  • The Last Enemy DVD
  • The Fault in our Stars book
  • Issue of Empire with Khan on the cover

And if you’d like a chance to have these, the following is important:

  • You can reblog this post as many times as you wish
  • The winner will be picked using a random number generator
  • The giveaway is open until 1st August 2014
  • This is a giveaway for my followers
  • I will ship anywhere
  • I will notify the winner and if there is no response within 48 hours then I’ll have to message somebody else - this means you’ll have to be comfortable with me knowing your address (which I obviously won’t pass on or use for any other purposes)

So there we go!! If you have any more questions please just message me. Have fun!

dontbeanassbutt

ben-c:

I’m back bitches

and lucky for you shits I get paid next week and have nothing to spend my money on so here ya go

let’s fuckin do this

please read this shit or u will prob miss smth important actually no u most likely wont its all v basic but im fucking funny so read it anyway

as always, if there’s an item you don’t want, or something you’d rather have, yes I will substitute unless I’ve already ordered the thing

alternatively, if there’s a thing you don’t want, you can opt to have it sent to someone else

ok anyway here we go with the list that’s always the same in every giveaway except if I don’t write it down ill get a million asks about it

fucking dumbass rules I shouldn’t have to write down:

  •  yes u have to follow me im building an army
  • reblogs and likes both count duh
  •  I’ll ship anywhere
  • giveaway blogs are fine I literally don’t care
  • reblog as much as you want once again, shockingly, I don’t care
  • if u have any questions feel free to ask me!!
  • but if they are already answered anywhere in this post I will probably give a frustrated sassy reply that will slightly offend u
  • be careful
  • I will sass u the fuck out
  • its what I do
  • its who I am

the things in the thing:

  • cool ass motherfucking vintage camera I found on sale look at this motherfucking thing holy shit
  • the 4th doctors scarfthis shit is 6 feet long I do not mess around let me tell you son
  • sherlock seasons 1-3 dvds (yes I can order in whatever region u want)
  • sherlock bag
  • tardis converse (yes of fucking course I will order them in custom size for the winner don’t even fucking ask)
  • doctor who charm necklace
  • A CLOCK WITH ALL THE DOCTORS ON IT THIS SHIT IS SO COOL DON’T EVEN PRETEND YOU DIDN’T GET AT LEAST A LIL EXCITED 50 YEARS OF TIME AND SPACE HAVE COME TOGETHER TO ALLOW THESE 12 DOCTORS TO BE ARRANGED INTO A PERFECT CLOCK SHUT THE FUCK UP
  • one of my favourite book trilogies hell yea look at this golden work of literature you can be fandomy and fucking cultured. (yes everyone who reads is cultured. it’s the law.)
  • SUPER CUTE ASS MATCHING MOON NECKLACE AND EARTH RING THESE MOTHERFUCKERS ARENT EVEN BY THE SAME PERSON BUT THEY MATCH SO FUCKING WELL I HAD TO INCLUDE BOTH      

and as usual additional thingies:

  • if this gets 5k notes I’ll add a book of the winners choice
  •  if it gets 10k I’ll add any one season of a show of the winners choice on dvd/bluray
  • it if gets 25k I’ll add a gay ass painting of whatever the winner wants (keeping in mind that I cannot draw everything) (but I CAN draw gay porn) (eyyy)
  •  if it gets 50k I’ll add any item from thinkgeek.com that’s 25$ or less
  • if it gets 100k I’ll add 2 concert or play tickets to the live performance of the winners choice

yes the list is cumulative

no don’t ask me what cumulative is jesus christ just google it

do you know how many asks I always get about that shit

same with asking where I got certain items just reverse image search them omfg

why don’t you people ever use google it iS THERE FOR A REASON okay im sorry im done

ahem

okay

this is gonna end on july 1st because that is both my country and my dog’s birthday (we all know my dog takes precedence here)

good luck cuties

friendly reminder that you are wonderful and a lot of people love you probably

moistbottom

averagefairy:

inhale-exhale-dive-deep:

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i like to push my body to the limit but not in the healthy living way more like in the how much pasta can i eat before im unable to physically move way

When my parents aren’t home I like to wrap myself in a garbage bag full of Vaseline and pretend to be a fetus

i see a lot of replies to this post every day but i’d like to acknowledge this one